Anonymous asked: long blonde hair, blue eyes, kinda tall, and pretty much the coolest person you'll ever meet.
Anonymous asked: petite, asian, long hair, big brown eyes, c size boobs, cute laugh, big smile, smells like cotton candy 80% of the time, shy but once she's warmed up to you is extremely fun to be around..
wank0ff: describe yourself on anon and i’ll say if i’d date you
tinychatter: “honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
internetexplorers: if you don’t have sex with me then i will
toastthecoast: make me interested
nunderwater: And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit but y’all still do seeing as it’s got like 50,000 notes
wwiao: have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know what
keith-the-bellboy: How to summon Roger Waters: 1. Download Dark Side of the Moon 2. Put it on shuffle 3. He will soon appear and beg you to stop
beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry tis true. fixing your balls discreetly through your pocket honestly isn’t that hard. it also takes all of what 3.8 seconds like bro do you...
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
kevinless: oops I forgot to put salad on my croutons again
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
ars33nic: what an introvert is: someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time what an introvert isn’t: low self esteem hatred of people social awkwardness
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
cokeflow: call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones
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Anonymous asked: just wanted to say sorry about your problems with medication. i'm going through that right now; unsure if i should stay on my meds, go off them, try something new, etc. whatever you choose to do, i wish you luck!