Anonymous asked:
long blonde hair, blue eyes, kinda tall, and pretty much the coolest person you'll ever meet.

<3

Anonymous asked:
petite, asian, long hair, big brown eyes, c size boobs, cute laugh, big smile, smells like cotton candy 80% of the time, shy but once she's warmed up to you is extremely fun to be around..

sounds like someone i might like to get to know better.

come off anon and let me talk to you, don’t be shy (;

wank0ff:

describe yourself on anon and i’ll say if i’d date you

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tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

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internetexplorers:

if you don’t have sex with me then i will

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toastthecoast:

make me interested

nunderwater:

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

but y’all still do seeing as it’s got like 50,000 notes

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wwiao:

have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly  you know

what

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

42nddoctor:

anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

I expected your mother, but this is way better.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

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keith-the-bellboy:

How to summon Roger Waters:

1. Download Dark Side of the Moon
2. Put it on shuffle
3. He will soon appear and beg you to stop

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